I'd like to introduce you
To our little pride and joy
He's quite a lot like daddy was
When he was self-employed
We've got him in our pocket
We taught him how to drive
Now he's screaming through
the neighbourhood
But he keeps himself alive
Short on sense of purpose
Fills it in with style
His head's the size of Texas
And he's longer than a mile
We made a little video
Put it on the net
I know we'll get a million hits, but
It hasn't happened yet
Do you like the boy?
He's brand spanking new
He's got the hottest girl around
But he hasn't got a clue
She's growing in a family way
You know it's such a crime
He plans to toss the lady off
But he hasn't made the time
One day he'll run for senator
He sparkles in a suit
He cleans up pretty good, you know
The ladies think he's cute
He keeps a loaded Browning
Somewhere in the trunk
He'll tear y'all a new one
You go messing with his junk
Well do you like the boy?
We think he's quite a hit
He's tougher than his daddy was
But he cheats a little bit
He thinks the paparazzi
Are spying in the street
He's flying kamikaze
He's sweatin' in the sheets
Right now we're taking orders
Better buy in while you can
You don't want to be on the outside
When our boy becomes a man
